It goes without saying I’m a big fan of James Fell but this recipe of his has me in stitches.
Stop sauce shaming. I get my sauce from a jar. Yours is made from scratch. Mine is better, because the taste isn’t tainted with sanctimonious douchebaggery. “Oh, you get your sauce from a jar? Wow, I can’t believe you don’t make it from scratch. I always-” SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!